Celebrity animals are veterans of the media spotlight,
always ready to entertain. Even though a celebrity pet's payoff isn't a Hollywood
mansion and a busty starlet -- more
likely a chew toy and an extra bowl of wet food -- they are consummate pros.
They sell the product, convey the message, save the boy trapped in the well,
and get the job done. In death, celebrity animals are often remembered better
than their SAG member counterparts.